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Final Fantasy 14 Dataminer Reveals the Chattiest Character in the Game

by Layla Jan 24,2025

Final Fantasy 14 Dataminer Reveals the Chattiest Character in the Game

Final Fantasy XIV Dialogue Analysis: Alphinaud Reigns Supreme

A comprehensive analysis of Final Fantasy XIV dialogue, spanning from A Realm Reborn to Dawntrail, reveals a surprising champion: Alphinaud. This extensive study, encompassing over a decade of content, has unveiled Alphinaud as the most loquacious character in the MMO, a finding that has taken many long-time players by surprise.

The undertaking was significant, given the game's extensive history and evolving narrative. The original Final Fantasy XIV (1.0), released in 2010, differed drastically from its current iteration. Poorly received, it ultimately shut down in November 2012 following the in-game Dalamud cataclysm. This event paved the way for A Realm Reborn (2.0) in 2013, Naoki Yoshida's successful attempt to revitalize the game.

Reddit user turn_a_blind_eye meticulously documented their findings, detailing dialogue counts per expansion, most frequent words, and an overall game analysis. Alphinaud's prominent role across expansions unsurprisingly secured him the top spot. However, the results also highlighted the unexpected third-place finish of Wuk Lamat, a character heavily featured in the recent Dawntrail expansion, despite their relatively recent introduction. This underscores Dawntrail's character-driven narrative.

Another newcomer, Zero, also cracked the top 20, surpassing even the beloved antagonist Emet-Selch in dialogue. Urianger's linguistic quirks provided a humorous touch, with "tis," "thou," and "Loporrits" (the moon rabbits introduced in Endwalker) dominating his vocabulary, reflecting his interactions with these creatures throughout the expansion and subsequent quests.

Looking ahead, Final Fantasy XIV promises an exciting 2025. Patch 7.2 is anticipated early in the year, with Patch 7.3 expected to bring the Dawntrail storyline to a definitive close.

Key Findings:

  • Alphinaud: Holds the record for most dialogue in Final Fantasy XIV.
  • Wuk Lamat: Secures a surprising third place, largely due to Dawntrail's focus.
  • Urianger: His dialogue is characterized by frequent use of "tis," "thou," and "Loporrits."
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