It's a tough job keeping politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's invitation to "go lick the world." This gaffe, among others, inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play.
This clicker game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with addictive gameplay. The objective? To virtually lick the globe as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The rotating 3D Earth is surrounded by a variety of tappable objects. Each tap earns points, leading to leaderboard supremacy.
Boost your score and unlock achievements by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane). On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a rather messy San Francisco.
The game's content is constantly evolving, with themed items appearing each day. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza for Pizzagate enthusiasts.
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add to the fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (including a censored Texas-Mexico border hat), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned through rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick The World is free to download on the App Store and Google Play Store, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and get a blue profile tick.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, yes, Trump's hair.
